Novelty Gifts

Novelty Gifts

  • Little Willy Condoms

    These hilarious Little Willy Condoms make a great secret santa, stocking filler or any occasion joke gift!If you wish to make a man feel really small with your gift then these Little Willy Condoms could do just the trick…so is there someone who thinks they are gods gift, the bee's knees or just full of Read more...
    £1.95 1 retailer
  • Old Age No Teeth Cookbook

    This Old Age No Teeth Cookbook is a funny little book full of recipes that have no need for hard chewing but easy swallowing!The little Old Age No Teeth Cookbook has recipes for leek & potato soup, Cheesy mashed potatoes, Masala Dal, Tomato soup, Cream of vegetable soup, Pobs (bread in milk), Tapioca Pudding, Blancmange, Read more...
    £1.95 1 retailer
  • Man Flu Chocolate Remedies

    For every man that struggles with the slightest snivel and makes a mountain out of a molehill then these Man Flu Chocolate Remedies make a great cheeky funny gift!The pack comes with six gold 8 x 2cm mini chocolate bars that have been covered in a gold bullion looking wrapper.  The chocolate itself is a delicious Dutch milk Read more...
    £1.95 1 retailer
  • Sealed with a Kiss Stamp

    Seal it with a kiss and leave the recipient of your amorous signature swooning with desire! Shaped as a set of pouting lips the fun stamp adds an instant romantic and flirty sentiment. Whether stamping on a note or a Valentine's letter as a secret admirer the Sealed with a Kiss Stamp will leave a Read more...
    £1.99 1 retailer
  • Wind Up Jumping Willy

    Secret Santa, Office Parties, Hen Do's the list goes on when this Wind Up Jumping Willy will create a hilarious load of laughs!The Wind Up Jumping Willy is how it reads!  The willy has two little red feet which then has a lovely fleshy coloured willy shape sitting on top of the feet along with Read more...
    £2.95 1 retailer
  • Old Age Medicine Hip Flask

    This Old Age Medicine Hip Flask is a funny little gift for that someone who is getting on a bit!The Old Age Hip Flask is a traditional small style hipflask which at the front reads 'Old Age Medicine', perfect for swigging in small quantities especially as you get older the less you can handle! Old Age Hip Read more...
    £2.96 1 retailer
  • Satin Silver I Love My Cat Photo Frame

    This Satin Silver I Love My Cat Photo Frame is perfect for having on display a precious photo of your pam purred cat!The photo frame is made from brushed aluminium and along the bottom are the words 'I Love My Cat' in black writing.  There is also an image of a cat’s head and some cute Read more...
    £2.96 1 retailer
  • Silly Socks Kids' Leopard – Pink

    The animal themed Kids' Silly Socks feature a leopard print design in pretty pink complete with coloured toes to give the appearance of paws. Made from cotton the socks are as comfortable as regular socks and are perfect for little cubs. – R.K. Features: Animal themed Kids' Silly Socks in pink Leopard print design with Read more...
    £2.99 1 retailer
  • Silly Socks – Thick Leopard Feet 1-4

    The animal themed Kids' Silly Socks feature a leopard print design complete with coloured toes to give the appearance of paws. Made from cotton the socks are as comfortable as regular socks and are perfect for little cubs. – R.K. Features: Animal themed Kids' Silly Socks Leopard print design with coloured toes Material: Cotton One Read more...
    £2.99 1 retailer
  • Silly Socks – Thick Tiger Feet 1-4

    The animal themed Kids' Silly Socks feature a tiger print design complete with coloured toes to give the appearance of paws. Made from cotton the socks are as comfortable as regular socks and are perfect for little cubs. – R.K. Features: Animal themed Kids' Silly Socks Tiger print design with coloured toes Material: Cotton One Read more...
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  • Spaghetti Western Spaghetti Measurer

    Spaghetti is gorgeously tricky to eat and even harder judging how much you need to cook. Too much and you'll be left with a mound that will quickly turn to rubber. Not enough and you will be cursing the Spaghetti Gods for leaving you with the short straw (!). That is why this Spaghetti Western Read more...
    £3.49 1 retailer
  • Masturbation Kit

    How funny is this Masturbation Kit making it the perfect joke or secret santa novelty gift, for a man who can see the funny side of your gift!The masturbation kit contains a latex glove for those who don't want to get their hands dirty! A condom if he chooses to keep any mess contained within! Read more...
    £3.95 1 retailer
  • Stylish Moustache Mustache Collection

    This collection of Moustache's is sure to fit any mood, occasion or fitting disguise!There are seven styles of moustache's all with a self adhesive backing for each day of the week as follows :Monday - The HeroTuesday - The SquareWednesday - The BruiserThursday - The WeaselFriday - The SheriffSaturday - The GrandadSunday - The Hollywood
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  • Inflatable Boobs Pillow

    There is no better place than for a man to rest his weary head but on his very own Inflatable Boobs Pillow!.When you inflate your boobs pillow there is the perfect little gap in between making it the 'Breast' place to rest your head! These are not just good for in the bath as there Read more...
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  • Ring for Coffee Bell

    Ding a ling! Ever wanted to be able to let someone know when it's time for a cuppa well finally you can without a word being spoken by just picking up your bell and ringing!This novelty joke Ring for a coffee bell has a great identifiable ring so there will be no question why you Read more...
    £3.95 1 retailer
  • Satin Silver I Love My Dog Photo Frame

    This Satin Silver I Love My Dog Photo Frame is a fabulous place to display a precious photo of your canine best friend within!The photo frame is made from brushed aluminium and along the bottom are the words 'I Love My Dog' in black writing.  There is also an image of a dog’s head and some Read more...
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  • Desktop Ring for a Pint

    This great fun Desktop Ring For a Pint Bell will either annoy the hell out of the person that you are trying to get the attention with or alternatively you will be delivered your favourite pint (probably just to stop your insistent ringing!)The bell is an old school designed desktop style bell that can be Read more...
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  • The Wedge 50 Fifty Pound Specimen Note Doorstop

    Wouldn't it be nice if we had so much money we didn't know what to do with it? Well, with this fun The Wedge 50 Fifty Pound Specimen Note Doorstop, we can now pretend that we have won the lottery when people come to visit!The The Wedge 50 Fifty Pound Specimen Note Doorstop has an Read more...
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  • Water Willy Bath Plug

    Just imagine the candles are on the bath has been run with your favourite smelling bubbles within and then you lay back to find bobbing in the water to your surprise a willy amongst your bubbles!!  This Water Willy Bath Plug makes a fabulous fun secret santa or novelty fun gift!The Water Willy Bath Plug Read more...
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  • Stress Willy

    A bad day at work or the kids are driving you mad!  Rather than taking your stresses and frustrations out on your kids, work colleagues or loved ones just grab your stress willy and have a good squeeze, the harder your squidge the more stress you will release!The stress willy is the perfect novelty or Read more...
    £3.95 1 retailer